|The Not-So-Jolly Roger (book)|
| Preceded by|
Knights of the Kitchen Table
| Followed by|
The Good, the Bad, and the Goofy
The boys are sent back in time by The Book and find themselves prisoners of the evil pirate Blackbeard.
- Sam: We're lost. Shipwrecked. Robinson Crusoes of time and space. We have no idea where or when we are.
- Fred: Get a grip. I wish for buried treasure. The book sent us here. It doesn't take Einstein to figure it out. Somewhere around here, there's buried treasure.
- Sam: We are going to die. Don't say I didn't warn you. Because where there's buried treasure, there's pirates. We are dead meat. Shark food.